23 Challenge Thingies

I thought it would be neat to see if I could come up with twenty-three things I would like to accomplish this year. Odds are I'll only get half done. Half of one, that is.

Twenty-Three Challenges

1. Get a car.
2. Learn to play guitar.
3. Get caught up on debts.
4. Get back into artsy things, like drawing and painting.
5. Learn something wicked on the piano.
6. Write a song and then upload it to YouTube.
7. Develop a habit for exercise.
8. Go bungee jumping.
9. Learn Romanian.
10. Go on a date...with a girl...
11. Make a toilet paper roll fort.
12. Finish reading through Harry Potter.
13. Hug a Jew.
14. Take the salad. Not the burger.
15. Unpack my suitcase from my trip to Chicago last Christmas...
16. Go on a road trip with my guy friends. Vegas? Don't tell your wives. If they ask, say we're going to British Columbia to look at natury stuff.
17. Go to British Columbia to look at natury stuff.
18. Catch a fish, use it as bait, catch a bigger fish.
19. Tell a customer to buzz off...if I only say it in my mind it still counts.
20. Find that girl I've been trying to find. The one that smells awesome, is kinda cute, and not high maintenance. Also, she likes boys. Also, by "boys" I mean "me." Also, by "likes" I mean "totally digs." Also, she doesn't mind that I have this absurd crush on Shakira.....
21. Drink coffee. Black.
22. Stay up three days in a row.
23. Condition someone to want a piece of gum every time he/she hears the phrase "that's what she said," or "there's no way that's going to fit."

So, that's my list. I bet I get at least two of them done.

Yay! Happy Birthday, me! I gave me challenges as a birthday present. Idiot......